You know what is the tits? Being at a crossroads.
Now, you may find yourself scratching your head as a reaction to confusion. What do I mean with this ‘tits’ business? That’s the funny thing, I don’t know either. Change always has the same potential as a coin flip – It can either go well, or it can go bad.
(sidenote: Timm told me that ‘tits’ meant good. I disagree. Maybe it’s because I have ‘em.)
My LSAT score was terrible. The worst. It was lower than any of the gazillion practice tests I took at home. And I can’t decide what to do, beyond trying to rebuild my pride. Is this a sign? Should I take it again? Do I want to invest $2,000 in a prep course? Time will tell, kittens.
As graduation looms ahead, what is my game plan? Those damn crossroads are just ahead, waving like heat rays from a black, deserted highway. I can see it, I can feel it, I can even taste it: the panic, the fear, the hope.
All in all, life will work out. It always does. In the meantime, I have to learn how to sit tight and not mentally box myself into PANICHOLYSHIT mode. I’m no fun to be around when my thoughts are looped on how much life sucks and how it will never work out right unless you beat all options into a figurative bloody pulp. Look at me, maturing and shit.
To ensure this post does not get dismissed with cacophonous yawns and eye rolling, here is a video that made me cry those perfect, giant, streaming tears of laughter.
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Oh my god, i needed that. Hilarious, as always. Man you even used tits in the post. God you rock. Seriously. That video made my shitty day better on some level. Sorry your at a crossroads, you will figure it out, you find shit like this video so there isn’t anything you can’t do