I’m liveblogging my dinner. No, I haven’t gone bat-shit retarded. I just want everyone to eat good food, and I find this method more entertaining than typing up a recipe.
Let the cooking commence.

5:04 pm - prep work (my soundtrack choice is Daft Punk “Alive 2007″)
Ingredient list:
one onion (diced)
several cloves of garlic (diced - I used [...]

At RISE: 

(Work cubicle, South Lake Union neighborhood - 3:43 pm, Wednesday.
A sweeping crane shot starting outside in the gray, overcast, commercial neighborhood to a figure seated in chair. The office is quiet and everything appears to be lifeless. The figure is slouched over a keyboard with feet propped up.)  

FIGURE 1 

If this day doesn’t end soon, I’m going to off myself. [...]